Richard hasn't been by in a while. He used to come in all the time. Who is he? He is a tortured genius, a CIA operative, an undercover government researcher, inventor of the polio vaccine, solver of the Cuban missile crisis, Cybernetic implant experiment, inventor of the Strip-O-Gram, world record car salesman, card counter, savior of businesses everywhere.
Richard is a paranoid schizophrenic homeless man who goes from store to store seeking odd jobs washing windows.